Saturday, October 24, 2009

Vanilla Paint

I disapprove of this color.  It does not taste like Vanilla Coffee as advertised.

I shoulda been in pictures

Cowboy pictures, that is!

Funny Dog in Bib

I'll start with a bowl of ice cold water.  Bring me a bone appetizer, followed by Gravy
Train.  No dessert--I'm watching my weight.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Dogs Who Love Cats

Just back from the "Dogs who love Cats" Support Group

Fluffy the Snow Cat...

I am starting to become paranoid my Mom likes the cat better.

Sick As A Dog

Sometimes when you are "sick as a dog,"
it takes a dog hug to make you feel better.

Wiley Laughing At A Good Joke

A three legged dog goes into a bar.  The bartender says, "Dog, what are you doing in here?"  The dog replies, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

Friday, February 20, 2009

How to de-stress....

A good glass of wine, candlelight and a warm bubble bath

Monday, February 2, 2009

Spelling Is Always Bad

What does "F-I-X-E-D" mean?

"They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?" - Larry Reeb

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Homeland Security

I am currently employed as a "Security Officer". I am often assigned to border patrol. I defend my homeland against illegal entry by any and all unauthorized animals, particularly squirrels.

What Wiley Does While We Are At Work

Snap....Don't tell me they forgot to buy more snausages.
I remembered to stay off the couch today.
Where's my Mai Tai?

Go Jayhawks!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Cats Are Not Useless...

Fat cats make especially good pillows

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

To earn extra money...

I sometimes hire myself out as a snowplow...


I sometimes feel ignored...

Some Bunny

Everybody loves (to chew) some bunny

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Mad Dog Murder

October 10, 2007

A local man made a grisly discovery of several body parts, including an eye and a foot, early Wednesday morning while searching for his newspaper in the 2700 block of SE Pluto Lane. The unidentified man immediately contacted area law enforcement. The Topeka Police Department's homicide division conducted a thorough search of the area which resulted in the recovery of several additional body parts and other evidence related to the crime. Police stated forensic evidence indicated the murder had occurred within the previous six hours. It appears the murderer was in the process of dismembering of the body when forced to flee to escape detection.

Police Detective Bill Gannon of the Topeka Police Department stated, "I have never witnessed such a brutal crime scene. The victim was literally chewed to pieces. Only a mad dog could commit such an act."

The remains have tentatively been identified as Curtis "Squeaky" Frogg. Mr. Frogg, a Chinese national, had resided in the Topeka area for several years. A long time neighbor of Mr. Frogg, William "Sox" Gato stated, "Squeaky could be irritating at times but no one wanted to see him dead. I don't feel safe in my own home anymore."

Police have arrested and charged Wile E. Dogg with Mr. Frogg's murder. Mr. Frogg was last seen in the company of Mr. Dogg and Mr. Dogg was arrested in the vicinity of the murder scene.

In September, Mr. Dogg was arrested and charged with the assault of Howard Tabby. The arrest report indicated Mr. Dogg viciously grabbed Mr. Tabby by the neck and shook him violently. Mr. Tabby and Mr. Dogg had previously been friends. The attack occurred with provocation.

A trial date has not yet been set.