Friday, February 20, 2009

How to de-stress....

A good glass of wine, candlelight and a warm bubble bath

Monday, February 2, 2009

Spelling Is Always Bad

What does "F-I-X-E-D" mean?

"They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?" - Larry Reeb

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Homeland Security

I am currently employed as a "Security Officer". I am often assigned to border patrol. I defend my homeland against illegal entry by any and all unauthorized animals, particularly squirrels.

What Wiley Does While We Are At Work

Snap....Don't tell me they forgot to buy more snausages.
I remembered to stay off the couch today.
Where's my Mai Tai?

Go Jayhawks!